*accidentally showers for 5 hours*
i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me
WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?
Anxiety isn’t cute. Don’t act like you have it because if you want it, here. Have mine. Because it’s not fucking cute and I don’t want it.
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
But if I didn’t have you, I’d miss more..