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supsass:

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

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andysambergg:

i have so much homework

what movie should i watch

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weeping-daleks:

zanetehaiden:

Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself

And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.

write a book

Apr 8th / 132,286 notes †

donnermaysilee:

I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

Apr 8th / 462,585 notes †

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

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artinwords:

collapsed:

this should be the way to observe animals, not with them locked up in cages.
this plays with ur mind

Someone would still manage to get eaten and ruin it for the rest of us

artinwords:

collapsed:

this should be the way to observe animals, not with them locked up in cages.

this plays with ur mind

Someone would still manage to get eaten and ruin it for the rest of us

Apr 7th / 291,311 notes †

lea-michele:

whenever i leave a store without buying anything and i have a bag with me i’m always convinced that the owners will think i’m shoplifting so i try my hardest to wear an expression that says “i am not a shoplifter” but i’m fairly certain that i just end up looking like i have recently killed a family of 5 and eaten them for breakfast

Apr 7th / 110,778 notes †
your fuckin horoscope

chocolateshoes:

Aries - Selfish Prick

Taurus - Stubborn Asshole

Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore

Cancer - Moody Jerk

Leo - Egotistical Douchebag

Virgo - Neurotic Bitch

Libra - Flaky Derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive Twat

Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard

Capricorn -Greedy Emo

Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath

Pisces - Whiny Bimbo

Apr 7th / 151,545 notes †

hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

Apr 7th / 560,818 notes †

australiansanta:

like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’

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